|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|The Word - Sink or Swim|
Don't like reality? Just pass a law to make your fantasies real!
Wow, why didn't we ever think of this before? Now, whatever you want to be true will be true - at least, legally.
"If your science gives you a result that you don't like, pass a law saying that the result is illegal. Problem solved."
|See? No evil!|